“Flames just golfing, golfing.”
(via trailer-park-boys)
Friday afternoon matinee.
I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.
(via alwaysphilthy)
(via 5kinandbone5)

I need to step my decorative pillow game up.
(via HighSnobiety)
They say in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king, well in the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
“A wild king, a lion.”
Two two-word posts. Typical microblogger.

Sexy beast.
And then every brand started putting dubstep songs in their commercials.